PMS - The new Presidential App

Since we can't hear the real story from the accused, we've developed a new app: the Presidential Mood Syndrome (PMS), available in the United States. You'll get notifications about every scandal the president is involved in, or he's trying to distract from.

Today's news might be old news. We all know that friend we want to hide from our parents because his presence gives off weird vibes, like something's not right.

The Democrats recently leaked a series of emails showing the connection between Mr. Donald Turd and Mr. Epstein. Of course, the Truth Social App (under presidential ownership) won't cover this news. However, the documents highlight the close relationship with the child abuser and predator (nothing to be alarmed about, though).

Since the lockdown exposed Democratic weakness, it seems the Epstein story is a desperate move toward the dreamed-of impeachment of Mr. Turd. Wonder about his mood inside the golden Oval Office reminding of that trip to the island -oops-!

For our mood meter, there's an email where Mr. Epstein (a really close friend) highlights how smart Donald Turd is and how the world should know about it. Evidently, this friendship clearly proves that there's no honor among thieves.

What's going to happen? We don't know yet, but our app shows that Donald Turd has nowhere left to hide where he can continue denying his true friendship and criminal activities.